Angelus is the only vampire Darla ever sired. She is, in her own soulless way, in love with Angelus. She is regarded by Angel as his "obsession," and even with a soul, knowing what she is and what she has done, he is still attracted to her in some way. Even during Darla's brief moments of humanity, when she is resurrected as a human and is pregnant with a miracle child, the two retained a close bond, with Angel risking his life to give her a second chance.

Darla/Angelus:Temptation Waits

Tags: angel, angelus, buffy, darla, garbage, temptation waits, vampires
Current Mood: gleefully amused
Current Music: "Zombie Strippers!" :You're done, bitch!

janusdoa

So I was looking through the net for a short story one of my old LJ friends wrote and I came across a year and a half-old post from the shitbomb above bashing him for apparently no reason whatsoever.

#1: There's nothing more pathetic than randomly going through the journals of people you've never even met and making posts about how lame they or their pages are when you don't know shit about them. You may as well make a visit to the local tattoo shop and have the words "I'm a bitter prick with no social life" permanently imprinted across your forehead.

#2: Like me, my old friend was a practicing Wiccan, writer and poet. I don't know which was worse; Bashing someone because of their religion, lying about the practitioner misspelling words on their userpage, or embarrassing one's self by using terms incorrectly. How is someone "deign" or condescend by posting a self written poem about one's own religion in their own user page? And for that matter, how can a poem be an affront to everyone's taste when many people across the world have many different tastes? Most likely, this troll is just some close minded loser who fears what he doesn't understand (like most ignoramuses do) and is jealous of my friend's creative talents because he has no gifts of his own.

But hey, if I was grossly overweight and born with no neck, I'd probably one of the many Randal Graves-like, shit spewing assholes who hides behind a computer screen like the non-endowed men of the world hide behind firearms too.

*sigh*

Felt good to get that out.

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: that kick-ass song that plays at the end of "Teeth"

Did you guys know about this?

In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers introduced The Rapex, an anti-rape female condom which can be inserted into the vaginal canal like a diaphragm. The product is lined with microscopic barbs which attach to a rapist's penis and which must be surgically removed. In an article about the Rapex, Ehlers stated that she was inspired to invent the device after meeting a victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there."

Sonette Ehlers with the Rapex

Current Mood: chillin'
Current Music: "Teeth" closing credits

So glad I went to Free Comic Book Day at Amazing Fantasy yesterday :)

Current Mood: awake
Current Music: "Tarzan:The Animated Series"

You know the drill. Match the quote with the movie.


"They're is no wrong. Someone needs killin' ya kill 'em."

"Promises were made to be broken"

"Fag!"

"Are you connected to yourself?"

"I love my dead gay son!"

"You're no longer welcome in the land of milk and honey."

"I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks."

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Papps Blue Ribbon!"

"I want you to know that after this moment, I will forget you and never think of you again. But you, I am quite certain, will think about me every single day for the rest of your life."

"Fag!"

*answering cell phone* "No, I am not over here!"

"I like to remember things they way I remember them...not necessarily the way they happened."

"Get your cock outta my Chrystler, you son of a bitch!"

"You know what happens to motherfuckers who carry knives? They get shot!"

"That's right. You're not his perfect little angel anymore. Now, you're a dirty little whore...just like me. *giggling* I've turned you into me!"

"I'm gonna find her....and I'm gonna kill her."

"You know, my girlfriend had a theory. She said at some point in your life, you find a use for every useless talent you ever had. It's like connecting the dots."

"Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling. Guess what the fuck's up. Allison's going into labor and you are not fucking here. No, where are you? You're in a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going to have to kill you, I'm gonna have to pop a fucking cap in your ass. You're dead. You're 2pac. You are fucking Biggie you piece of shit. I hope you fucking die or drop the fucking chair and kill that fucking kid. Hope your plane crashes. Peace, fucker!"

"Get out of my facial"

"I know you. I know all about you. You're the one that the geeks won't dance with because they're at home fucking old pervs in cyberspace. There's nothing to hide, Fern. You're nothing. We're everything. You're the shadow, we're the sun. But I'm here to offer you something you never dreamed of. Something that you were never meant to be, but will be. Because today, my dear, fate has decided that you are cool. We're gonna make you...one of us. Beautiful, popular, loved, feared. All you've ever dreamed of..if, and only if...you never, ever tell anyone
what you heard.

"Evil is an abstract! It's a human construct. But true to his irresponsible nature, Man won't own up to being the engineer of evil, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk. But his selfishness is limitless, and it's not enough for him to shadow his own existence. He turned Hell into a suffering Pit - fire, wailing, darkness - the kind of place anyone would do anything to get out of. And why? Because he lacks the ability to forgive himself. It is beyond your abilities to simply make recompense for and regret the sins you commit. No - you choose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a foundless belief that God could never forgive your 'grievous offenses'. So you bring your guilt and inner-decay with you to Hell - where the horrid imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment give birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be 'punished'. And in doing so, they've transformed the cold and solitude to pain and misery. I've spent eons privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned. I know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an angelic being. I'd rather not exist than to go back to that."

Current Mood: productive
Current Music: "LatinNation" on SiTV

off the "Indestructible" album due out June 3rd.



Don't like it as much as "Guarded" though, but it's fairly good stuff. Both song and video. Seeing David Draiman in a straight jacket isn't exactly new, But it's nice to see him show a different emotion infront of the camera. Sadness and heartache.

Tags: david draiman, disturbed, inside the fire, suicide
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Urban Jungle:South Central on SiTV

-Michelle Tratchenberg is REALLY GOOD at playing a coke binging, cocktail chugging, manipulative bitch. She truly has what it takes to have a post-"Buffy" career.

-I hate Blair's clothes. I don't care if it's supposed to be designer or Vogue or whatever. 90% of the shit she wears is fucking tacky.

-Hazel ain't shit.

-Jenny looked better with long hair.

-Hour-long TV dramas make cheating on the S.A.T.s alot more unethical than it really is.

-I don't care how rich a learning institution and/or it's students are, no high school would allow the entire student body to drink champagne on the quad.




I wonder if I'm the only twenty-something, masculine black guy who watches (and greatly enjoys) this shit?

Gossip Girl set to Kat DeLuna's "Whine Up"

Current Music: X-2:Wolverine Vs Lady Deathstrike on DVD

Who can tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Tags: belle de jour, perception test, secret diary of a call girl, sharpeye
Current Mood: curious
Current Music: Seinfeld:The oNe when Elaine and George switch lives

Tags: garage days, high, pills, public male nudity, uk, uppers

Tags: belle de jour, billie piper, hannah, kate nash, london, mouthwash, secret diary of a call girl
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: some Pokemon-type shit on Cartoon Network